January 2012
“She did the Secretary of State job, she was a G, she held it down, she didn’t...”
– Ice-T, on why Hillary Clinton will be the first female president  The best part about this story is that the Huffington Post (via the AP) decided to explain to us what a “G” is. In case you didn’t know — it’s “the hip-hop term for gangster (a positive thing)”.  (via newsweek) I don’t see how her...
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Hey tumblr, it’d be SUPER cool if you stopped giving me error messages on everything I try to do. Bullshiiit.
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Is anyone else having problems viewing their followers, going past page 30 on their dash, or hitting the previous button on your dash? I get error messages whenever I try to do any of those and no one else seems to be having any of these problems…
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Chris: Brad says "Dildo Soup"
Me: No, he didn't.
Chris: Yes, he did.
Me: No, he didn't. 'Cause that's a Chris thing to say.
Jan 25th
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Interviewer: Have you heard from Ryan Gosling since you told Rolling Stone that he came up to you at a Jamba Juice but you shut him down because you didn't recognize him?
Aubrey Plaza: I actually did hear from him one time. He invited me to a magic show through someone else, and I couldn’t go because I had to go to this charity thing for Amy, and it was like, "bros before hos," or "hos before bros," however that phrase goes. I just rhymed a lot. So, yeah. I don’t know what’s in store for me and him. I think he has a girlfriend, but maybe I’ll murder her someday and we’ll be together forever.
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Chris wants me to let all of my lovely followers know that he accidentally shaved all of his pubes off. (How this happens accidentally, I have no idea…) And he now has a happy trail that leads to nowhere. He’s such a weirdo.
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“I was at the movies yesterday and before the movie started they had this long ad...”
– Mindy Kaling  (via flordemort, megalong) (via swansoning) (via nom-chompsky) (via stfuconservatives)
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fluxcapacitoppar: remember guys when individuals do things that mean corporations don’t make as much money, it’s stealing when corporations and institutions prevent brown and black people from living though that’s freedom it was that corporation’s free choice and its rights need to be protected it’s only fair because “rights” means things that the people in charge need to be able to do to...
Jan 19th
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The more and more I learn about the SOPA and PIPA bills, the angrier and angrier I get. It really goes to show how deep inside the pockets of corporations our government is when there’s so much shit going on that they need to take care of and the thing that’s at the top of their to-do list is something that will first and foremost benefit people who are already filthy stinking rich. 
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yeah you know there’s murderers and rapists and thieves and terrorists but who can think of them when there’s people sharing files online
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roerig: prayer circle for mediafire and rapidshare to not get shut down
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