May 2012
I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.
my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment
sherlockandjohnwatson:
“oh, you don’t want kids? hahaha, you think that now, but you’ll change your mind when you get older, you’ll eventually want kids when——”
soulmeetsbooty:
OH MY GOD I HAVE THE CUTEST BOYFRIEND IN THE WORLD OH MY GOD I HAVE THE BEST GIRLFRIENDIEND IN THE WOLRD OH MY GLOB WE ARE THE CTUEST CUOOPLE IN THE WUROLD Frankly, I don’t fucking care if your boyfriend is amazing, and I don’t give a fuck if your girlfriend is awesome, but don’t ever post openly “My boyfriend/girlfriend is better than yours” or “We’re the cutest couple in the...
pandabearhugs asked: I'll make smoothies with you. I have like a gazillion smoothie recipes. We shall be the queens of smoothies~
Also, why am I finding nothing helpful when I google “Boring desk jobs with little-to-no interaction with people in Baltimore”?!?!?!
Things:
I’m getting totally lazy when it comes to working out and I feel bad because of that.
I want someone to make smoothies with me.
I also want someone to take walks with me when I don’t feel like going to the gym.
If I didn’t have plans tomorrow, I have no doubt in my mind I would spend it day drinking.
I think it’s time for a new job.
Watchcommunity101:
Leonard’s Food Review: Let’s Potato Chips - Community 3.22
Chris and I are watching My Name Is Earl on Netflix, and Earl was definitely eating some Let’s potato chips. Coincidence? Community is the show they replaced Earl with… hmmmm…
Dear Professor, Not that I’m complaining, but if my paper was so “vague” and “not clear at all,” then why the fuck did you give me a B+? I’m not a teacher or professor or anything, but I feel like if I didn’t understand the readings and only “attempted” to do what you asked in the paper, I should definitely have gotten a lower grade. But, I...
A wise woman once told me: You don't lose your...
aradicalbedclerk:
thedesperatescousewife:
I feel like this can apply to anyone. Whether you’re saving your first time for marriage or you’re simply waiting til it’s right for you and your parter I don’t think sex means loss. I think the concept of “losing” a piece of you is harmful to peoples’ minds. Like you’re less of a person because of having sex? Anyways, sexual debut is kind of an...
fucking goats man
electric-dream-machine:
thisisbrucebanner:
figjewtons:
so you think you know what the most badass animal is well you’re wrong because the most badass animal is actually the goat why, you ask? well let me hit you with some KNOWLEDGE You’re allergic to poison ivy. Goats aren’t. Goats EAT poison ivy. Rash? No, fuck you. Nutrition, that’s what. What do you make in your milk? Nothing. You make...
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Secret Shame:
I’ve been actively playing Neopets for the past two-three weeks or so…
Worst 21 year old in the world.
Things that pissed me off at work today:
A trainee manager asked me to turn off my lane light to run into the middle store to grab something for a guest since she couldn’t reach anyone on the salesfloor. To which a customer yelled, “NO, DON’T TURN OFF THE LIGHT!” Fuck you, dude, I’m gonna do what my manager just told me to do.
After asking “How are you today?” a woman said, “Alright. You...